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Author of an upcoming steamy paranormal-romance series set in a world of elemental magic, energy feeders, and shifters--oh my! 😀🤣

Elonia Trump, with his hair plugs, gender-affirming jawline, and tummy tuck, is lucky he’s slept his way to the top, b/c he’s embarrassingly mid and an obvious pick-me.


Elon Musk is pandering for a presidential pardon b/c he’s on the Diddy tapes. Bet.



Realizing this is the last season of Archer.


How can we douche up Twitter?


#Unstable is genuinely good. Tight, funny writing that’s emotionally intelligent? 🤩🤤 Say less!


In an under-appreciated horror series, the mystery killer appears in a location splattered in blood, but the scene moves forward with such force you’re immediately distracted. That’s what the reddest of red flags are like—a bunch of clues you saw and let slip away.


Watching Triangle of Sadness. There is literally no way I could have predicted this movie, and that’s my favorite thing.


Joel McHale has a new show. Me, immediately: “😳🥳 Are Annie and Abed in it?” But it’s on Fox, so more like “two seasons and a betrayed fanbase.” 🤣


Words of wisdom from #PerfectMatch: “If a guy’s gonna fuck with me and make me feel like this, I want it to be done by someone I’m very, very attracted to. I better be getting railed, if I’m gonna feel like this.” 🤣 I mean…facts, but pass. Poor thing.


Watching #Physical_100 and fully triggered by the misogynistic mma guy with his knee on the woman’s solar plexus. Much better fights were skimmed over, so…why? Humiliating women? Providing the SA vibe men so enjoy? Huh, #Netflix? Why?


The #Physical_100 trailer looks like something I should put my phone into private mode for. 😝


What, specifically, was the casting process behind #TheTraitorsUS? Because these people just won’t stop being wrong. Aggressively wrong. Cheerfully wrong. Confidently wrong. Smugly wrong. 🤣🤭🙄🤡


Oliver: “I was trapped on that island for five long years.” Survivalist: “My dude, you put on fifty pounds of muscle. What was growing on that island? Protein bars?”


Watching #TheCircle and rooting for “Jennifer” b/c the contrast of Brett, alone, running his mouth like literally the worst, and his good-boy behavior under the leadership of Xanthi is some sort of absurdly fascinating psychological study. 🤣 This is science, people! Wisdom!


If you’re neurospicy, skip #pressurecooker. It’ll only hurt your feelings and make you sad.


So, now that #Amazon shipping is just as shitty as everyone else, should we probably start buying from small businesses instead of funding penis-rockets? 🤔


Watching #TheCircle and becoming more feminist with every passing second. 🙄


Idk who picks the autoplay clips at #Netflix, but this Witcher spinoff appears to have a female, poc led cast, and I’m still watching a white man throw a violent tantrum, celebrate/threaten ethnic cleaning, and attempt to kill a woman. As the teaser clip. Mmmm! Yes. Sooo good. 🤡


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