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The Okie Dad

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Wife is trying to kill me! She just blew me a kiss! You can't do that in 2020


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Pastor, we actually left your church six months ago. We just used COVID as an excuse not to return.


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Top three gifts for the pastor: 1) more advice about how to run the church 2) suggestions about how to fix problem people 3) more programs no one will help with


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The real gift of the little drummer boy was when he finally stopped playing.


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The Waffle House straight up put up the thinnest shower curtains from Walmart between the booths 😂 Glad your back @johnbcrist to make us laugh again in these crazy times


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Pastor’s sermon got a YouTube comment from a bot in Indonesia, and now his bio says he’s an internationally acclaimed speaker.


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Finally, I can go to church in my underwear and nobody cares.


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Any other pastors putting weird quotes and theories in your sermons just to see if anyone is listening?


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It's Sunday!!! In case you needed to know.


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When we say a person has "really grown” what we mean is, “he agrees with me more than he used to”


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Hey, sound guy, the live stream music is way too loud again.


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When this pandemic is over, the Baptists are going to have to potluck so hard.


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We're discussing how to do a baptism with social distancing, and I still argue that a dunk tank is the way to go.


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Youth pastors have been preparing for this time for years. Social Distancing Christening

ChruchSecretary's tweet image. Youth pastors have been preparing for this time for years.

Social Distancing Christening

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Doing baptisms by video conference is Biblical. Remember that the Israelites were baptized in the cloud.


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I'm posting typos on Facebook just to feel alive.


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This quarantine is especially hard on us ushers. I hate to think what’s happened to my passing game.


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