The Okie Dad
@PesterLuke
professional doughnuts to donut consumer, questioning life choices of a Father of 8 kids to my search for Bigfoot aka Oklahoma Wood Ape...
Dit vind je misschien leuk
Wife is trying to kill me! She just blew me a kiss! You can't do that in 2020
Pastor, we actually left your church six months ago. We just used COVID as an excuse not to return.
Top three gifts for the pastor: 1) more advice about how to run the church 2) suggestions about how to fix problem people 3) more programs no one will help with
The real gift of the little drummer boy was when he finally stopped playing.
The Waffle House straight up put up the thinnest shower curtains from Walmart between the booths 😂 Glad your back @johnbcrist to make us laugh again in these crazy times
Pastor’s sermon got a YouTube comment from a bot in Indonesia, and now his bio says he’s an internationally acclaimed speaker.
We are covered by the Blood Jesus. JESUS IS OUR STRONGTOWER. #MyFamilyBelongsToJesus #TheOkiePastor #MakeMeLikeJesus #MMLJ #mycommunitybelongstoJesus #MyFamilyBelongsToJesus #IBelongToJESUS #SallisawBelongsToJesus… instagram.com/p/B-vH9ejBv5Q/…
Finally, I can go to church in my underwear and nobody cares.
Any other pastors putting weird quotes and theories in your sermons just to see if anyone is listening?
It's Sunday!!! In case you needed to know.
When we say a person has "really grown” what we mean is, “he agrees with me more than he used to”
Hey, sound guy, the live stream music is way too loud again.
When this pandemic is over, the Baptists are going to have to potluck so hard.
We're discussing how to do a baptism with social distancing, and I still argue that a dunk tank is the way to go.
Youth pastors have been preparing for this time for years. Social Distancing Christening
Doing baptisms by video conference is Biblical. Remember that the Israelites were baptized in the cloud.
I'm posting typos on Facebook just to feel alive.
This quarantine is especially hard on us ushers. I hate to think what’s happened to my passing game.
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