You thought Spaceman died? No, Spaceman is eternal. He just needs some Spacepoon
Phantom Spaceman visited the i.s.s. the other day. Turns out you can hear astronauts scream in space. Dunno where that rumor started.
#ReplaceANickiSongWithPepsi Pepsi.....I don't get it #trendssuck
I'm gonna go back to dry humping Sputnik. You guys are real weirdos.
"Oh yeah baby, Baron Polarious is gonna be tapping that ass all night long" "mmm yeah Baron Polarious, you are so hot & hunky" #bestnameever
Seriously? Your username for a super serious/boring adult message board is BaronPolarious? #realmenofgenius
So I wake up from a cryo chamber and find this in my email.
VACATIONING ON MARS IS LIKE A WIND STORM OF HERPES BLOWING INTO YOUR EYES. SPACEMAN DOES NOT APPROVE
WHAT? YOU BITCHES THOUGHT MARS WAS WARM AND COZY AND TASTES OF FUCKING CINNAMON?!
I float 238857 miles above the earth, and I can still see Dave Hester's ego from up here
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