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Whatever you do, please make me laugh.

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I was trying to chill out and my kids latched onto me. Not complaining though. Once they become teenagers, I will miss these moments.

PhantomNuts's tweet image. I was trying to chill out and my kids latched onto me. Not complaining though. Once they become teenagers, I will miss these moments.

The PSLE effect?

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All the best to the students for their exams, and the parents who's already had nervous breakdowns leading to this day. #PSLEDay1


Impressed. How did I miss this in the theaters?

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So basically, women cause trouble to make other women miserable. And the men who get caught in the crossfire suffers too.

PhantomNuts's tweet image. So basically, women cause trouble to make other women miserable. And the men who get caught in the crossfire suffers too.

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Oh no they discovered SG men are henpecked


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Wah Singapore Men are husband material? Flag breakdown of her post: Run Away: Korea, Philippines, Vietnam, India Unhealthy: Cambodia, Japan Possibly Toxic: Laos, Bangladesh Safe-ish: Thailand, China Green Flag: Malaysia, Indonesia Husband Material: Taiwan, Singapore

ranking asian countries based on how toxic the men are

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Even Neo had to “Accept cookies to continue”

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At 62, Tom Cruise is abseiling off the Stade de France roof for the Olympics Paris 2024 closing ceremony, while I, in my fifties, am slowly rolling off my bed in the morning so as not to strain anything.


JB causeway will not be breaking any records this weekend. Families with PSLE students have to guai guai stay in SG.


The military shoot. The audience shoot back...with their phones. #NDP2024

PhantomNuts's tweet image. The military shoot. The audience shoot back...with their phones.
#NDP2024

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Kim Huat thinks some people need to battle the bulge before they attempt the Olympics.


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One last job

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Hahaha. Australians are actually terrible secret keepers. That’s why we didn’t tell Hugh he was shooting a Wolverine movie til halfway through filming.

I can keep secrets too 🤫



[#Uncharted games] Building: Hurry up! I can't hold it much longer! *Nathan Drake jumps to safety* *Building collapses in peace...*


Kevin Feige was not wrong to call Logan the perfect ending. Hugh Jackman was right to continue his role as Wolverine. Nobody loses. The audience is the winner here! After having seen it, I cannot imagine this movie not being made. #DeadpoolandWolverine


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I miss Hugh already. #DeadpoolandWolverine ❤️💛

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Is the Robert Downey Jr. Doctor Doom reveal the loudest Hall H has ever been? #SDCC


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Kim Huat wants to remind you about the passage of time.


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#DeadpoolAndWolverine is out in most places now and many of us have watched it, let everyone experience it just like we did! So keep it hush, hush 💛❤️

Bosslogic's tweet image. #DeadpoolAndWolverine is out in most places now and many of us have watched it, let everyone experience it just like we did!

So keep it hush, hush 💛❤️

This is hilarious shit. No cap. #DeadpoolandWolverine

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