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OMG there are RP accounts for #Elementary @SherlockUs @Joan_Watson !!! If you like #Sherlock you will LOVE this show. FOLLOW THEM AND RT!


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Harry Potter is trending? ReTweet this if you would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.


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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.


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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.


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Apparently Twilight is popular because teens can relate to it. Yeah, I remember that time I was a vampire...


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That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.


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Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.


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RETWEET If you want 5OOO+ new followers #TeamFollowBack | #FollowFriday | #FollowNGain #TFB #FF #F4F #FB (Follow @Senor_Adidas & Gain) #ad


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Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.


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If I drink alcohol I am alcoholic. So if I drink Fanta, am I fantastic?


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Sorry Facebook.... Twitter and I have a better relationship


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That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber to open it...


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I miss being a kid. You would fall asleep in the car, and wake up magically in your bed. #WhenIWasAKid


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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.


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3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say "P" without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) You're now smiling and retweeting this.


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Deleting your Twitter account is like running away from home. You're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour!


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We live in a world where a pizza gets to your house faster than the police. #thinkfood


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My Twitter addiction has completely cured my Facebook addiction....


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Google has to be a woman... It starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence...


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Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The Internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.


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