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Harry Potter is trending? ReTweet this if you would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
Apparently Twilight is popular because teens can relate to it. Yeah, I remember that time I was a vampire...
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
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Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.
If I drink alcohol I am alcoholic. So if I drink Fanta, am I fantastic?
Sorry Facebook.... Twitter and I have a better relationship
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber to open it...
I miss being a kid. You would fall asleep in the car, and wake up magically in your bed. #WhenIWasAKid
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say "P" without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) You're now smiling and retweeting this.
Deleting your Twitter account is like running away from home. You're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour!
We live in a world where a pizza gets to your house faster than the police. #thinkfood
My Twitter addiction has completely cured my Facebook addiction....
Google has to be a woman... It starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence...
Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The Internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.
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