Alexa B
@PhoenixQueen
Aspiring author & actress. Saviour of Hyrule, lover of junk food. Too fabulous to sum up in under 160 words...
Almost ko'd myself on a table corner while trying to pick up my glasses...I swear I'm gonna end up with a fat lump on my fod #shame
I almost had an emotional breakdown at like 4am because I couldn't open the packaging of my dinosaur turkey slices...
Y'know it's past your bedtime when you're seriously debating, while sober, at like 4am to go walk to the nearest maccies to get a big mac...
Highlight of the day so far? Watching a smackhead coo at pigeons #townlife
"Arrr I've forgot what I was gonna say" Mum: "Must've been a lie" Fuck off Ma.
I told my mum I needed to keep eating as I'm growing, her response? "Yeah, growing outwards" - As if I got terror'd by my own mum.
80% of my time on eBay just consists of me un-watching items I found while awake at 3am...
Holy sh-! The new Star Trek film is unbelievable! Absolutely in love with it #Iloveamaninuniform
The person who thought a #furby cake was a good idea should be ashamed.
I've spend a ridiculous amount of time looking at pictures of puffer fish when they're not inflated as they look like they're smiling...
...Just seen a man turn around to talk to me on the bus and dribble onto himself, he didn't even flinch or wipe it off...I'm speechless.
Feeling sorry for yourself because you've literally got no more time to waste procrastinating #uniproblems
Role models? Mostly Godzilla.
#IMissTheDaysWhen you didn't need a mortgage to be able to afford cinema tickets.
Spilt tea on my knee and now I'm sat awkwardly trying to hide it.
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