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The original and best #PhoneShop quotes!

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"Do you work for NPower? ... Then why you gassing!?" #PhoneShop


"I told her, do me Darth Maul, keep it low level.. I ended up looking like an Emile Heskey birthday cake.." #PhoneShop


'People trust doctors, they can do what the fuck they like init, like 'Hullo, I'm a doctor and today I'm going to be fingering you'


Been four years since the first episode of PhoneShop... let that sink in.


"Hold tight for the man like Lancy Lance, boom!"#PhoneShop


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@D1663R5 @PhoneShopQuotes ''ooo, Richard Hammond's having a biscuit... Nutta!''


"Manaman's cotching on a flat white ting" #PhoneShop


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"Lance, Wha Gwan?" "Na Gwan Jerwayne...."


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Two youts in the yard. They were like Uncle Ashley "read us a story" Eff that. I was like, I ain't been CRB'd. Man dashed... #PhoneShop


All time favourite #PhoneShop Scene youtube.com/watch?v=msfIAU… .. watch Christophers face in the last 15 seconds.. What's your favourite?


"If man say him a ting, then him a ting, you get me.. mans a ting!" #PhoneShop


"Newsflash, Newman got the cure for aids yeah; basically you just give people aids. Idiot!" #PhoneShop


"WHO THE FUCK IS MATTHEW?!" "It's our dog.." "Why has it got a human name!?" #PhoneShop


Favourite series of PhoneShop?


"Lads, you've missed a lot, Christopher's turned into a Junkie.." "Another soldier lost in the crazy war we call liiife" #PhoneShop


"Man found an empty bag? Well done!" "It wasn't empty, it was full, full of ganj." "What weed?" "No Jerwayne, ganj." #PhoneShop


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