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@PickliciousF

Apparently now 10.8lbs of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt)

🎼Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day! I’ve got a wonderful feeling, kippers are coming my way!!


Wait for it …


Prawny seems to have stolen his moustache for a toupee!

PickliciousF's tweet image. Prawny seems to have stolen his moustache for a toupee!

No I am not holding his hand!!! I was just using him for pillow leverage.

PickliciousF's tweet image. No I am not holding his hand!!! I was just using him for pillow leverage.

What are we writing about this morning, Mummy? It’s very early. Do you want to play? Where’s my breakfast?? #Helpful

PickliciousF's tweet image. What are we writing about this morning, Mummy? It’s very early. Do you want to play? Where’s my breakfast?? #Helpful

I have no idea which foot that is. I think I’m broken.

PickliciousF's tweet image. I have no idea which foot that is. I think I’m broken.

New album cover by Picklicious F featuring Fat E

PickliciousF's tweet image. New album cover by Picklicious F featuring Fat E

Whatever you do, don’t sign up for my mummy’s new newsletter (which is coming out Wednesday) because she tells a story about me that’s blatantly untrue. Absolute lies. (I’m ashamed) penguin.co.uk/authors/31829/…


I’m spending my Picklversary with the Idiots 😾

PickliciousF's tweet image. I’m spending my Picklversary with the Idiots 😾

This is the best thing ever!!!


My first 6 days! Day 3 I lay with my feeties on my mummy for the first time. Then on day 6 I backed into her armpit and that’s still my favourite place to be. #5YearsOfPickle #ThePickleversary

PickliciousF's tweet image. My first 6 days! Day 3 I lay with my feeties on my mummy for the first time. Then on day 6 I backed into her armpit and that’s still my favourite place to be. #5YearsOfPickle #ThePickleversary

Tomorrow it will be 5 years since I found my mummy and daddy! #5YearsOfPickle #ThePicklversary@FelineFriendsUK

PickliciousF's tweet image. Tomorrow it will be 5 years since I found my mummy and daddy! #5YearsOfPickle #ThePicklversary ⁦@FelineFriendsUK⁩

I am a very deep kitty. I like to think about all the things that happen in the world. Mainly when I can get another treat to be honest.

PickliciousF's tweet image. I am a very deep kitty. I like to think about all the things that happen in the world. Mainly when I can get another treat to be honest.

I’m helping my mummy unload the shopping!

PickliciousF's tweet image. I’m helping my mummy unload the shopping!

He got a stoopid new outfit, but I got a new water bowl!!

PickliciousF's tweet image. He got a stoopid new outfit, but I got a new water bowl!!

Where’s my mummy? What have you done with her??? I can hear her voice coming out of that thing. Tell her I’ve been a really good girl & she needs to come home right now. Oh, and that you think I’m wasting away & need a snack.

PickliciousF's tweet image. Where’s my mummy? What have you done with her??? I can hear her voice coming out of that thing. Tell her I’ve been a really good girl & she needs to come home right now. Oh, and that you think I’m wasting away & need a snack.

I’m pretending I’m a dolphin

PickliciousF's tweet image. I’m pretending I’m a dolphin

I thought I’d have a small Sherry to drown my sorrows. I think I poured too much. Started washing, fell asleep in the Bellyvard!

PickliciousF's tweet image. I thought I’d have a small Sherry to drown my sorrows. I think I poured too much. Started washing, fell asleep in the Bellyvard!

You’re not having him back

PickliciousF's tweet image. You’re not having him back

Mr Eric, it’s been brought to my attention that you have been employing Prawny as your emotional support prawn in contravention of the ‘He belongs to Pickle’ clause in your contract. As of today you will be charged for his services at the rate of 13p per day. My prawn, my rules.

PickliciousF's tweet image. Mr Eric, it’s been brought to my attention that you have been employing Prawny as your emotional support prawn in contravention of the ‘He belongs to Pickle’ clause in your contract. As of today you will be charged for his services at the rate of 13p per day. My prawn, my rules.

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