PimpMyFake's profile picture. It took a car crash to turn it around.. I figured it out that I don't have it down.

Jeydon.

@PimpMyFake

It took a car crash to turn it around.. I figured it out that I don't have it down.

Anyway I have to go try and drive. Bye.


I'm gonna beat up Ethan when I'm back. Fake life is stupid. Almost everyone is an asshole.


Dammit, I can't find them. Now I'm gonna have to drive like this.


Okay, apparently I was the one posting fake pictures. Haha point and laugh, go ahead.


My entire timeline is going on about fake pictures.


I'm not attractive in real life. Ethan's older by like a year and a half.


I wanna go to Demi's concert just so I can stare at her beauty.


Lucky. RT @milkywaymiley: When Demi Lovato's dad retweets me on my other account. OH.


Aw. :) Thanks. RT @WeHeartFL: ~ Hi. You're really cute PimpMyFake :)


Why is this girl making every song she listens to about dicks.


Yeah he does. RT @ayoselena: justin bieber has like.. No hairs on his legs or arms. BOI U ENT STARTED PUBERTY YET.


Then Monday, school starts. I get my schedule, I see my friends, and I'll see my teachers. (I get some of the same teachers, honors classes)


By next weekend. I'll finally get a laptop.


Next week, I'm going clothes shopping. My mom agreed on getting me skinny jeans.


I honestly can't wait until school starts.


._. RT @fakejasmine: MY DICK IS BIGGER. MY DICK IS BIGGER. MY DICK IS BIGGER , BIGGGG.


Good mornin'. Ethan's passed out still so it's Jeydon.


Bye. -Ethan&Jeydon


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