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Corporate slave hugots! | Zombie from Monday to Friday | Tambay ng StarBucks kung payday | Not affiliated with the true Dilbert ©
Ang makarating sa kampeonato ay isa ng tagumpay! LABAN @GrowlingTigers! Kasama niyo ang lahat ng TOMASINO #GOUSTE
📌 Ang ganda nung bagong recruit tapos lapit pa sa cubicle ko. Single, makinis at maputi. Kaya lang, may Adam's apple.
📌 Bakit lahat ng PowerPoint presentation deadlines nagiging Mission Impossible.
📌 7:58 AM na. Sa 15th floor pa ang office ninyo. Sira ang lahat ng elevator.
📌 Laging magdala ng folders sa office para hindi mahalatang makikipag chismisan ka lang sa kabilang department.
Sir Joey, sana magkaroon ng replay tuwing gabi ang #ALDUB episodes para sa aming mga corporate slaves. @AngPoetNyo
Office ng boss: may sariling CR. Workstation ko: malaki pa CR ng boss. #ALDUBNewCharacter
📌 Saan makakakita ng boss na sexy/gwapo, mabait, mahaba pasensya, malumanay magsalita, motivator? SAAN?! #ALDUBNewCharacter
Yung dami ng trabaho 📈. Yung salary ko ➖➖➖. #ALDUBNewCharacter
📌 Saan ko pwede i-download ang common sense? #ALDUBNewCharacter
📌 Typical job interview: "Multi-tasker po ako! Kaya ko pong mag-make-up habang sumasagot ng mga emails". #ALDUBNewCharacter
📧 Reklamo ka ng reklamo sa work, hindi ka naman nag reresign. #ALDUBNewCharacter
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