@PirateProblems
@PirateProblems
Ahoy! Me be your average pirate, with an above average beard. I sail the seas looking for adventure and booty. Even an old salt like me has problems.
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🙄🙄🙄 this be offensive #TalkLikeAPirateDay #nationaltalklikeapirateday
.@LGUS me need one of these #hubrobot. It be hard to keep me life in order while pillaging 80 hours a week #LGatCES #CES2017.
Here be a difference between Dwarves and Pirates: When addressing a hoe, Dwarves say "Hi" and Pirates say "Yo." remember it #PirateProblems
Argggg me got Insatiable InstiGATOR on whatsyoursignature.com Good thing I'm not Captain Hook #LGSIGNATURE #OLED
#ReallyAwkwardMovies Pirates of the Caribbean, there be too much eyeliner. Pirates wear way less.
Do they make ole Jolly Roger on rainbow? #LoveWins #pirateproblems
Me room is spinning, can't tell if it be from the choppy sea or the rum. #PirateProblems
Me just heard that Apple be coming out with the new iPatch! But me just bought the old one. Arggg #PirateProblems
When did @carlyaquilino become a backup dancer for Selena Gomez? It be thanksgiving and she be working.
Me hope me do well on my PSATs, otherwise me won't get into any good Pirate Universities #PirateProblems
#nationaltalklikeapirateday not this again! Landlubbers saying "arrg" acting like they know! #PirateProblems
"What would ye do with a drunken sailor?" has been answered. Apparently write "little penis" on me forehead in sharpie #PirateProblems
#FML I jumped into the sea with me iPhone in me pocket. I can't afford a new one, I am living pillage to pillage #PirateProblems
Shiver me timbers! Last night she looked like a mermaid, this morning a seahorse. Curse you rum! #FML #PirateProblems
Arrrg! @carlyaquilino before ye, lassies with red hair and tattoos were only admired by pirates. Now there be competition! #PirateProblems
Me have a boat wenches, a boat! What's your man have? A Toyota? #LiveSoFab #PirateProblems
Happy Cinco De Mayo, if drinking tequila today will get me laid, me can go a day without rum. Where be the Spanish lassies? #PirateProblems
Today be Earth Day. Does that mean that the earth be born on 4/22? That be the same day as me deckhand Ralph. #PirateProblems
#prayforboston Me heart goes out to Boston, me favorite place to ship up to #PirateProblems #BostonMarathon
![Milahpirate's profile picture. I'm Milah. My son is baelfire @Nealfire_ I'm a mother. [ taken @SailorOUAT ] [18 + Mature Content ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/714261991913865222/ZRWQTScJ.jpg)
![Killianj0nes's profile picture. I'm Killian Jones also known as Captain Hook! I'm engaged to @EmmaSwan07 #ThePirateLifeSL [ 18 + Mature Content ] #captainswan](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/961401877102563328/FM_rSbgk.jpg)
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