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The Redhead

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Okay, @PoCCarlos, eww! You did NOT need to send me that.


Ah sheesh! @PoCCarlos is hitting on all the girls again.


Little Ted the seagull just brought me butter and sang me a Christmas carol for Valentines Day! So sweet!


Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day with your friends and family!!!


The Redhead reposted

PRETTY LADY: SHUT UP CARLOS. #TALKLIKEANPIERATDAY


The Redhead reposted

CARLOS: HAY GURL! YOU SHOOD GO OUT WITH CARLOS. CARLOS GONNA TREET YOU NICE GURL! #TALKLIKEANPIERATDAY


Oh boy! Carlos' head is still backwards. Who knew a little seagull and a plunger could do so much damage?


Oh my, I didn't get any sleep last night. Maintenance was here trying to fix Carlos all night!


.@nemoseagulls Ted, it's okay! He was already broken! Now maintenance will just have to put him back to normal. Don't worry!


Oh no! I think Ted broke Carlos. That wasn't a good sound!!! He's gonna have a black eye or two!


Um, Ted. You know blunt force trauma isn't going to help @PoCCarlos at all, right?


Guys, something is wrong with Carlos. He's kinda creepy now! He keeps hitting on me, inviting me to his hot tub. Ewwwww!!!


Oh my! I haven't tweeted since I lost the elections! Don't worry, I'm still here. How is everybody?


Oh no! Little @nemoseagulls Teddy is going to go poop on the new Storytellers statue!!! Someone stop him!!


Well, we tried. We ran a good race and we exposed the corruption in our town. But sadly we didn't win. The old man in the rocking chair won.


Yay! Thank you! RT @AaronLiuWDP: @EyeOfMara #DLRAA We wants the Red Head! @PirateRedhead


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