Nanny
@Pivoted2Video
When I punish you, I want to know how many orphans it will make. #MDNI
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He is her new favorite person. She will not be drinking responsibly at all.
He left a bottle of Bordeaux red wine for @Nanny2Orphans with a note: "Drink responsibly... Or not. Cheers."
“We don’t accept it. But I want ice cream and so does Mister Sprinkles. Bye for now.” She walks off while baby talking the cat and rocking it in her arms like he is a baby. “Nanny loves you so much!”
“Say sorry to Mister Sprinkles and I will leave.”
This was unexpected! He does choke! He yanked the cape away from her. “GO! BE FREE! AWAY FROM ME! SHOO! YOUR BABY NEEDS YOU!”
She grabs onto his cape and starts trying to choke him with it. “SINISTER SAYS HI, ASSHOLE!”
“What is wrong with you!? Take the cat and leave! Stop kicking me!”
….New idea. She is going to strangle that man with his white cape.
Carefully watching the drama through binoculars. By no means he is not ready. Ever since he decided to wear that white curtain as cape.
“Sarcasm, dear. Sarcasm. Their issue is they are trying to piss off someone who literally had their emotions cut away. It’s going to be a losing battle every time. Sure you can get grumpy, but to get really mad you would first have to give a shit about something or someone.”
"Good to know that path of your insanity didn't pick stupidity along the way. Pisses me off? These days people are trying so hard to piss me off and all they end up doing is make me laugh into their faces. It's an embarrassing shoot."
Exodus ain’t ready for what he unleashed.
And just because it's not his problem, he's going to observe her little fight with Exodus over the cat with good old red wine.
“YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WENT FROM BEING ONE PERSON’S LAP DOG TO ANOTHER! NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU! YOU ARE HOW OLD AND STILL FUCKING ALONE?” She hit the wall and was dazed for a second. She grabs the cat. “MY BABY!” And now she is kicking Exodus’ shin. “Jackass.”
“You are like a dog with rabies!” He let go of the cat. Exodus followed through with his threat and tossed her at a wall. “Fine! Have the cat. There is something wrong with you!”
“Depends on the day really. Right now it would be more like to be Exodus. He is a bigger pain in my ass.” She shrugged. “Most people are idiots and don’t know how to read people for shit.”
"If that's what alcohol does for you, sure." Looking at her actions with a surprise in his eyes, saying really nothing in the short pause after her speech. "Thanks..? I mean, not something I hear every day. Not from strangers, anyways."
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