Teacher: “Why are you always late?” Student: “Because you start class before it’s interesting.”
Teacher: “Do you understand the topic?” Student: “I understand more than your patience.”
Teacher: “Define ‘metaphor.’” Student: “Your class is a metaphor for pain.”
Teacher: “Explain photosynthesis.” Student: “Plants eat sunlight. I eat stress.”
Teacher: “Name the states of matter.” Student: “Solid, liquid, gas, and me: mentally absent.”
Teacher: “What organ pumps blood?” Student: “My heart, but it stops every time you call my name.”
Teacher: “Why didn’t you do the experiment?” Student: “Because last time you nearly set us on fire.”
Teacher: “Focus.” Student: “I’m trying, but my brain is on power-saving mode.”
Teacher: “You didn’t follow instructions.” Student: “Instructions didn’t follow me.”
Teacher: “Where’s your notebook?” Student: “In my other universe where I’m responsible.”
Teacher: “Stop laughing.” Student: “I can’t. Your teaching style is peak comedy.”
Teacher: “Why are you doing your work last minute?” Student: “Because stress unlocks my superpowers.”
Teacher: “That answer makes no sense.” Student: “Neither does this subject, yet here we are.”
Teacher: “How do you have so many missing assignments?” Student: “They’re not missing. They’re hiding.”
Teacher: “Are you ignoring me?” Student: “I prefer the term ‘selective hearing.’”
Teacher: “Why is your desk empty?” Student: “Minimalist lifestyle. You wouldn’t get it.”
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