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Chrissy

@PlasticButHuman

I'm just moderately insane. No. Seriously. And I remember being human, that is before Phil Collins, Milla Jovovich, Elvis and Christian Bale ate my humanity.

Oh you're so very prima-donna. Amuse me why don't you with your temperament.


Chrissy reposted

someone put me in a medical coma until dark knight rises is released.


Now I remember why I barely touch this shit. A 160 lettered page takes two times longer than my 2,000 word Facebook page to load.


Heaven forbid, I'll take my chance with a beautiful stranger.


Dear Lord in heaven, Keanu Reeves cannot act.


At the rate with how many coverups government worldwide are plastering, you'd wonder if you were living in the Matrix itself. #Inception


#ICantStandWhen teenagers assume to know good music because they listen to indie or know one song from the 80s by heart. LOLNOPEYOUDON'T.


Lord above, what's a company that weaves effeminate male undergarments following me on Twitter? Die fick? Do I /look/ like I have a d***?


Aeon Flux. What is this interdimensional futuristic necrosha?


Mr Miller isn't the best choice for Chris.


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#MoreFemalesShould put more time and effort into making themselves happy, as opposed to find a man who will…


#MoreFemalesShould Stop relying on men for their own happiness in life.


He Hit Me like a Smooth Criminal and all I saw was Black and White. #truefax


You were born naked. The rest is all just drag. #RuPaul


Billy, Billy don't you loose my number!


Express yourself, don't repress yourself.


Oops, I didn't know I couldn't speak my mind. #Madonna


#HardestThingsInLife Listening to You'll Be In My Heart without turning into a whimpbag of tears.


Excuse my eroticized behavior.


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