Plate Earth Society
@PlateEarth
We believe that the earth is not round, nor is it flat. Indeed the shape of this planet is a dinner plate.
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If the earth was round or flat, all the water would just fall off. The plate shape holds it in.
According to the National Center for Statistics and Analysis there were 2,784.5 deaths as a result of falling off the edge of the plate.
Did you know that there is always a team of lightbulb installation experts ready to replace the “Sun” at a moments notice. The process is very fast and creates what most people call a solar eclipse.
Hawaii is just a giant boat. It’s actually the first boat to be totally energy sufficient using a combination of solar power and hydropower.
Global warming was a hoax made by the governments of the world to distract you from finding the truth about the shape of the earth. They’re scared of us discovering the plate. #plate
This just in. The microchips in the covid vaccine have been found to be burrowing in the central nervous system of its host. This would allow the government to take control of your body and eliminate your free will. #meatmechsuit
Covid vaccines contain computer chips that allow the government to monitor and control the recipient.
I’ve just learned from a reliable source that hommeless people are government spies
There is no discernible way to find out if we are in a simulation
Due to Covid, we will notice significantly less alien activity. This is because the giant space turtles, on which our planets rest on, are social distancing on a cosmic level.
Dinosaurs aren’t real. They were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel. They didn’t want anyone to see the lack of birds back then. Proving that the birds are surveillance drones.
If you reached the Mariana Trench you would find the drain plug for the whole ocean.
Aliens use our plabet as a zoo. They come in through one of 2 access points and leave through the other. They stay high in the sky in their UFOs. The ones we see are similar to the kids who cross the habitat fences.
1,538 people died last year cleaning the dome due to falling.
Open your eyes! The government is putting chemicals in the water to make you think the earth is actually round. Wake up and see the truth.
Polar bears can be in your upstairs window because they are actual machines made to kill anyone who knows the truth about the plate earth.
Stay safe against Covid - 19. Remember to get limes if you get the Corona Virus.
Approximately 32,000 birds run into the dome covering the earth a year
Our top scientists have just concluded that the waves in the ocean are from the plate being moved on the back of a giant space turtle floating through the cosmos.
People who say Gravity is the earths rotation are stupid. The only clear reason as to why we stay on the ground is that the plate shaped earth is on the back of a giant space turtle floating through the cosmos.
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