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Lost my first account...unanijua. Bad puns and Sarcasm. Khaleed's Muse-Mbwa Kali. I have trypophobia. Proud Borana.

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This is absurd! Who will take care of the inner child? 💔💔💔💔

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Sioni president Kingston. Hawa ni akina nani?

Who do you think is the best President in East Africa? 1. William Ruto 2. Yoweri Museveni 3. Samia Suluhu 4. Paul Kagame

Kenyans's tweet image. Who do you think is the best President in East Africa?  
1. William Ruto
2. Yoweri Museveni
3. Samia Suluhu
4. Paul Kagame


Ladies, please make your husbands breakfast before they leave for work. We can’t keep sharing our mandazis and milk with them every morning, then when they warm it in the office microwave and it spills, they say," haukutaka kunipea". Of course I didn’t want to give you!


This is worse than my writing..nilidhani I can blog lakini naandikanga matakataka..ndo maana nimefocus on my sales job for a living😭😭😭. Pamela njoo nyumbani, bado tunakupenda.

My name is Elsa. I’m a director from LA. This is my film



Poleni sana ndugu zangu wa Tanzania. Ila nina swali..Kinyerezi ni part of the body ama ni name of a place. Pole sana tena.

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Mlamba matako hunuka mavi. Imagine snitching on your colleagues and still asking “why are people cold towards me?” Umesahau harufu bado iko.


There are women who can’t conceive because of blocked fallopian tubes and others who don’t want to give birth anymore. What if donating fallopian tubes was possible instead of cutting them? Medicine still has a long way to go.


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I hope Kenyans understand what’s happening in Tanzania might be a peek into the future of what might happen at home. That woman didn’t reach out to Bill and Mu7 for shits and giggles. They’re officially the 3 musketeers.


Wanaoandamana kweli si Watanzania bali Wakenya. 31mil? Uwendawazimu kweli! Daah!

TANZANIA ELECTIONS RESULTS: President Samia Suluhu Hassan garners 31 MILLION votes (97.66%); closest challenger Chaumu gets 213,414 (0.65%). Registered voters 37 Million.



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You are dumber than Mercy Masai.


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Ayayaya we are so back!! Potato Series Ep 002: Viazi Vya Karai X Ukwaju wa tende #PotatoSeries #BeardedChef #ThisIsNotBhajia #WeMenShouldCook

Ayaya. Next up we have Viazi vya karai X Ukwaju wa tende guys. Mnataka recipe? 🤭

BeardedChef_'s tweet image. Ayaya. Next up we have Viazi vya karai X Ukwaju wa tende guys. Mnataka recipe? 🤭
BeardedChef_'s tweet image. Ayaya. Next up we have Viazi vya karai X Ukwaju wa tende guys. Mnataka recipe? 🤭


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Justice be our skin and defender 😩😩😮‍💨😮‍💨

Kumbe police can resist ,we just have to do our best to be wazungus.



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Joe-No One Else Comes Close.

Tarehe ni tarehe...ukiwa na mtu unapenda/interested in hata mnaeza meet chini ya stairs zao ifeel ni kama mko chini ya Eiffel Towers.

Sikatai it’s the thought that counts but Giraffe Center first date? Are we six years old 😂🥹



Kuna mwezi nilikua nimesota mbaya kwa muhindi na nilikua kwa group ya office welfare. Then, ikanihit that the only time people benefited was when someone died. I said, " sifeel comfortable..hii ni bad omen,kungojea mtu wetu akufe." I wanted out wakarudisha pesa zangu.


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There’s never been a ceasefire by Israel, EVER!

🚨 BREAKING: Israeli settlers attacked the Al-Sidra community east of Mikhmas in the West Bank, setting fire to Palestinian homes and property.



These days naonanga Shaolin Soccer TikTok sana..ama ni yeye aliona hio trend ya Nicki Minaj ya Beez In The Trap akakosa kuelewa akaambia babake beaches ain't shit ndo babake akaanza kuuza?


Kufanyia Muhindi kazi every day feels like punishment for some railway project we weren’t even part of. Please forgive us aki!


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What's interesting is that a few days ago I was having a conversation with someone and they said if slavery is brought back, our government would be one of the biggest exporters of slaves because they lack self respect!

Govt targets beaches and islands for privatisation in new tourism plan

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I raise you chalk men. Those MFs always have to keep track of whats on the table, everyone's marks, who is on the money shot, who is exiting the game and all while knowing how much everyone owes each other...


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