Lu-Lu Herrington
@PodcastDog
My name is Lu-Lu. My owners are Robert and Chelsea of the It's Just Us podcast. World class napper, chewer of tissues, man's best friend.
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I’ll never figure out why the human trip over things in the dark.
The man human's allergies are screaming this morning. Lots of tasty, tasty tissues on the way! Mmmm...Puff Plus.
@LoudSocialist Thanks for the follow. I don't know you so I'm going to have to smell your butt.
Yesterday, I ate a dozen chocolate chip cookies. They were good but needed more liver.
The man human thinks I don't like lotion on me. I think it tastes rather sweet.
@apostolicwarior No tenemos pulgas o garrapatas aquí, pero los humanos son igualmente molestos.
I love having my ears rubbed. I do NOT, however, enjoy the inch long blue arch of electricity that hits my nose before hand. #StaticKills
I hate cats. I hate every kind of cat. I just want to bite all of them...but I can't bite every cat.
The man human was giving me my pill. I sneezed before I could choke it down and it came out my nose.
Someone should tell the man human that Axe smells like desperation to a dog.
I have a fantasy where I sneak up on the man human and pry his mouth open and shove a gigantic pill down his throat. #justice
If Michael Vick wants more protection from the refs he needs to give them a couple packs of smokes before the game. #whiner
Apparently I'm supposed to just lay here all day at the feet of my master like a good little Stepford dog.
I swear, if the man human doesn't stop shoving that pill down my throat every day I'm going to regress to wolf status.
Day four of the man's scheme to slowly poison me. Today he tried to conceal the poison in peanut butter. #helpme
Don't tell the man human but I've been hiding that daily pill in my jowls. I'm selling them to the poodle down the street. He's BA.
Why do I always take food to the carpet to eat it? Just to irritate the humans. Same thing with vomit.
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