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The dizzying highs and crushing thunderous lows of public urination


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anime characters are always like "but you didnt know about my eye" and then they activate their mode


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Had such a good idea I got a boner #StrokeOfPenius


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I've been informed this sauce is not new, but it is still delicious and you should still try it. I had it last night with angel hair pasta and garlic bread.

Invented a new sauce: fry half a pack of bacon as bacon bits, remove from the pan, caramelize onions and garlic cloves in the bacon fat, deglaze with red wine, add everything to an immersion blender with lots of Parmesan. Add veggie stock and keep blending until desired texture.



Invented a new sauce: fry half a pack of bacon as bacon bits, remove from the pan, caramelize onions and garlic cloves in the bacon fat, deglaze with red wine, add everything to an immersion blender with lots of Parmesan. Add veggie stock and keep blending until desired texture.


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corn dog 4 beaver

who knows what this is?

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when i was 12 i smoked weed out of a cicada husk and it completely changed my neurology forever


Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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“Can I bum an… IDEA?” —The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)



My life is going really well so I am basically done with this app. It's kind of like prayer in that way.


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The american people need to put down the porn, kush, and memes, and plant some corn, squash, and beans.


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UK government outlaws free drink refills on hot chocolate, mocha and Coke Cola


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We must become more Chinese

Incredible things are happening in China



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1st meal of the day at 10pm is insanity

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Would Charlie Kirk still be alive if Kamala won


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