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Funnytweets !

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Follow me for your daily pokemon pics and funny jokes ! :D

Teacher: Would you like to share that with class? Me: Obviously not, that's why I whispered it#funnytweets!


You have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky finger is under your phone and you are scrollong with your thumb. Retweet if I'm correct.


Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry.#funnytweets!


Some guy at church just asked me if I was homosexual. His exact words were "Do you like Twilight?#funnytweets!


Why did the chicken cross the road ? To fuck your mother O_o


"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."#funnytweets!


You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know#funnytweets!


Dear School, I hate you but you're the reason I met my friends.#funnytweets!


Roses are red, violets are blue; don't look at me bitch cause I hate you."


Pika pika hatchuuuu


You're like a Rare Candy, you take me to a whole new level."


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