Leopold H. Stotch
@PoorButters
I'm a little nervous about this internet thing guys, the last time this 40 yo man tried to make me play doctor.
Apparently Skeletor told Terminator that she wanted a divorce...
Uhhh can we still say in the expletive form like oh shit or shit on shingle?
When Jay-Z and my Uncle Bud say give me that gushy stuff, you guys think they mean gummy bears left out in sun? Mmm awww I don't get it.
Sorry I haven't been tweeting more fellers I was grounded for not organizing the pantry again.
Hey AWESOME-O, remember I said I put that medicinal suppository in my anus? It will be so much easier having you do it from now on.
I gotta put in my suppository. Can you help me?
A ring that says you'd be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
Mom...Dad....what are you doing? CAN I JUST HAVE SOME SPAGHETIOS?!
Hey feller @fcklilgirls I heard you were giving out free candy and photo shoots to kids....uhhh...you're not gonna rape me are yah?
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