Poor College Dropout
@PoorDropout
I turned my house into a trap house for 350 a month
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The last time I saw you concentrating that hard u were reading instructions on how to assemble a Hukka.
My doc says I have a drinking problem. I said he has 2 many phds which makes him a moron.
Scotch? It's only 2 pm Xanax then? (questions my roommates ask each other)
Am I in school if I m enrolled but haven't gone to a single clsss?
I have no job I'm failing out of school again my girl might go to jail n she's prego w/ exs kid. # fml
I'm sick of my roommate being an inconsiderate asshole.
Serendipity. The most perfect accident my gf. The best can't get right I've ever met. She might fall on her face but god she's fantastic.
The beautiful thing about being broken up with you tried theirs nothing you will regret. The leaver the person w/ the pride they might have
Fml I have to talk to the DA today about my fucking ticket
When your sitting next to a girl and think of bread rising. . . . :/
If I dipped my dick in chocolate will my girl finally give me head?
No matter how inappropriate I act in public I still get invited to dinner parties wtf
Liking your own tweet is kinda like licking your own asshole publicly
Closest thing I found to closure was large amounts ofhatesex.Isweartogodshe uses afork insteadofaspoontoeat macncheese mydicksgonnafalloff.
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