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@PoorKidProblems

Mac and cheese, dinner of champions! Really, really broke champions. #poorkidproblems


Sitting inside McDonalds after ordering a small fountain drink to share, so we can get free refills. #poorkidproblems


I took home $20 from work today, and spent $10 on cigarettes, diet coke, and a slurpee. #priorities #poorkidproblems


I wonder how long I can go with this whole, "I'll just have a bite of yours" thing before people catch on... #poorkidproblems


In lieu of a rent check this month, I'm going to "rain" dollar bills on you as often as possible. #freelance #notastripper #yet #PKP


It's no wonder so many #poorkids have so many babies. Sex is free entertainment, and birth control is expensive! #ewbabies #poorkidproblems


"Babe, let's just stay in tonight and cuddle." "So, you're out of money again?" #poorkidproblems


"Wait, you want ALL of the rent money? You mean, like... right now?" #poorkidproblems


Its funny how "taking a night off from going out" seems to coincide with my lack of funds before my next paycheck... #logic #poorkidproblems


"Yeah, I'll totally go with you to get food... and watch you eat..." #poorkidproblems


Just stole a tip from the bar to tip for MY drink. #whatever #norules #poorkidproblems


I pick what friends to hang out with by how good the snacks are that they bring over. #poorkidproblems


I watch the trailers for new movies and pretend like I went to the theater. #poorkidproblems


Just stole my male (psuedo)roommate's lotion because I'm out of my own. #moisturized #poorkidproblems


An old lady gave me a little bag of peanut m&m's for holding the door for her. #lunch #poorkidproblems


I just put an 89 cent purchase on credit. #poorkidproblems


I only have one thing to say: Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes. #drunk #poorkidproblems


So true, it was actually painful to read. http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-being-poor/ #poorkidproblems


No money for more Tylenol, so I'll just pretend I took some and go back to bed. #hungover #poorkidproblems


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