Peter Puata
@PortablePeter
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I don't go around saying "whose belly am I going to look at today?" "WTP
*Makes everyone do breathing exercises* - "That one wasn't for free, I'll send you the bill later." #WTP
"Listen to one of those motivational speakers, you can do it, now go lift 200KGs, oh wait you can't. Now go eat some breakfast." #WTP
"Tattoo it under your eyelashes, so that when you look up you can say 'Ah ha! You are there!" #WTP
"Hey Erin, are you going to put it up? I'm kidding. Don't. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't ... " #WTP
"If you're not a Christian, we'll have the people pray over you and cast the demons out." #WTP
"This hit me hard like a nuclear bomb in the stomach, but I survived." #WTP
"It's like, 'Jesus, said this, what does that mean?' Oh look, Liverpool's playing Chelsea!" #WTP
"Hannah, this is a girl's song. I'm tightening my pants just to get there." #WTP
"So it's like Days of our Lives... you go to.. talk about your problems..." *sips imaginary glass* #WTP
"I realized half way through the pink panther that I hadn't seen the pink panther..." Guy: "Pete, the diamond IS the pink panther!" #WTP
I'm being hosted by these super wealthy people. The man drives a 4X4 Porsche. I got to drive in it. I felt like I was ina spaceship #TheCall
In the middle of his preach, Pete looks down - "I feel like my zip is down" #WTP
Since it's camp time, we thought we'd revive a classic quote from Pete.
“Morning sickness is inevitable in the aftermath of Youth Camp.”
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