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Dallas Porter

@PorterDallas

WSU'18 Track & Field

Its been a MINUTE since I've been on Twitter but I got questions so here I am. Do the all lives matter folks still believe in the death penalty? Asking for a friend.


Happy Father’s Day to all the Sugar Daddy’s out there 🖤 My Venmo is @ dallas-porter-3 instagram.com/p/ByytC82gzMkr…


Don't fight with your bestfriend.... ever really


Watching the Duke Vs. UCF game at a restaurant was a mistake... I am worked up right now!!!!!


Really sexually confised the Teen working at Hollister when she told me that I looked like Ruby Rose and I said "thanks, Ruby Rose is hot" and she goes "yeah she is!" 😏


The Russian man who changes my oil told me that he thinks my hair is just "super" and ill be honest, I never expected for a Russian man to compliment my short hair


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Twitter, I’m trying to prove a point to win an argument. RT this is if your parents convinced you that driving with the roof light on was illegal.


Can't wait to fly home tonight and see my girls❤


At brunch drinking a Bloody Mary and they have Tash Sultana playing... living my best life❤


lol this girl just told me I loom like Bruno mars... thx bb


*With Tyler in Romeo* Me:I love that no one looks at me like an outsider Tyler:Yeah same, I hope no one sees me as a Nazi 😂😂😂😂😂


If you are gonna be a short ass douche bag flexing in the mirror at PF, get out.


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This is when I realised I should mind my own business


Katherine just gave me her margarita because it had more salt on the rim and she knew I'd want hers over the half assed one they gave me. #love


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When someone walk in my house and don’t speak.


I have always wanted to have kids but right now I'm in the airport waiting for my cousin and every kid I have seen is reminding me that kids are lowkey bad as hell, annoying and clumsy.


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