Portland Smell Alert
@PortlandSmells
Latest updates on the scent of Portland, Maine.
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Park Street at Spring Street smells like feet. Feet that have been cooked in feet.
Temple at Middle smells like a mixture of open sewage and body odor, evoking memories of a classic colonial New England summer day.
Union at Commercial smells like Satan's own unholy mixture of fish and barbecue sauce.
A bus traveling down Park Avenue toward the jetport smells like peppermint gum with a hint of light body odor.
Forest Street at Congress smells like bacon and latex gloves.
ATTENTION! RT @borosiliKate @PortlandSmells Either I'm having a seizure, or Portland smells like a burned sparkler.
Agents in the field are reporting that 33 Clark Street smells awesome right now.
Bedford at Brighton smells like waffles. Delicious, delicious waffles.
Agents in the field are reporting that Danforth between High and State smells like skunk.
Congress at Mellen smells like nothing because your intrepid reporter's sinuses have been obliterated. (A blessing, I am sure.)
Briefest aroma of hobo urine on Deering Avenue at the Oaks.
Forest at Congress smells like summer, with just a hint of diesel exhaust.
Intersection at Forest and Ocean smells like the rotting flesh of a thousand dead camels.
Intersection at Middle and Pearl smells like dog feces. Intersection at Congress and Park smells like human feces.
The entire West End reeks of ROTTING DEAD FISH WHAT THE FUCK PORTLAND GODDAMN
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