LittleMissPostGrad
@PostGradBarbie
Sorority Alum. Fallen Southern Debutante Living a Very Blonde Life. I say the things you think but would never dare say. Back in the SEC for my 2nd degree.
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As much as I love my boyfriend Im smart enough to realize that there's not a future with him past the summer. #needamannotaboy
Mama always said to keep your friends close and your enemy's even closer. But I can't help but want to punch this bitch's face in.
Doctors, lawyers, and princes come and go. But oil money last forever. #TexasBoys #margaritapooltalk
Some go back to get their masters but no I decided to go back for my second bachelors. #badidea #onemoresemester
Sorry for being MIA the last few days!! Finals took over my life! But on a brighter note Happy Cinco de Drinko & Derby Day!!
Fact: I could never live a landlocked place. #lovewater
"I didn't even have to sleep with him! Everyone knows waist size + neck girth / length of ring finger =dick size" #shitmyfriendssay
"I'm not as dumb as I let on to be. I like it when people underestimate me. I can get away with a little more that way." #GCB
Good Morning Tweethearts! Hope everyone has an amazing day and good luck to those with exams!
The more guys I see tweeting about how they're gentlemen the more I think that they're gay. The only men that romantic are in a Sparks novel
With my track record of relationships I sometimes wonder if I'll ever meet Mr. Right instead of Mr. Right Meow.
Margarita in one hand, a boat full of hotties on Lake Martin & watching my favs film for the new wakeboard movie #Love
No finals till Friday equals Lake days with my favs and the pups
Stress, lack of sleep, and no food always makes me a very grumpy girl. 😠 #hatestupidfinals
@GirlBornInDixie I saw girls like that yesterday and was thinking the same thing. I'll stick to my blonde.
Having to rebuild a following is the worst about having to start a new account. 😔 #sadtweet
@THATsouthrngent You can't be having that much of a struggle can you? How long is it?
Boy has my jeep for the day and instead of actually being on campus at 12:30 to pick me up he decides to leave at 12:30. #soannoying #grrrr
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