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the U.S. has enjoyed such decadence for so long that Americans genuinely lack the imagination to conceive of how bad things can get — and how quickly. we are not God’s special, shiny city upon a hill. it can happen here. we’re watching it happen in real time.


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A trillion dollars is so obscene our minds can’t even grasp it. Even if you spent $1 million/day, it would take you almost 3,000 years to burn through $1 trillion. No one “earns” that. No one “works” for that. And no one, and I mean no one, needs that.


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I really enjoy this new genre of tweet where someone who is like the mayor of Klansville in Fent County goes "if any of you New Yorkers think you can just move into the haunted old asbestos factory, know that we practice ritual incest and don't have matcha or pronouns here 😂"

To all those those sort of liberals who think you will move down here. No one down here smokes weed.



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no wars ended cost of living still high economy imploding unlimited money to israel trumps in epstein files workers getting kidnapped everywhere at least he banned trans athletes! at least he’s canceling kimmel! you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser


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A Democratic president saying this would start a civil war and I’m not even sure I’m joking.

Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."



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Now that trump has D.C. locked down and is getting set to send the military to cities he doesn't like. I'd like to point out that the 2nd amendment bros are nowhere to be found. How many times? How many stupid arguments? Some chowderhead with his chest puffed out. "We need our…


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i've been facilitating ESL classes this summer and it really shows you how stupid english is. i tried explaining to one student that insignificant means NOT significant but invaluable means VERY valuable and he was just like are you fucking kidding me


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“We are birthing superintelligence. We are creating the mind of God, infinite, destined to solve every problem we’ve ever faced and usher in an age without death.”

nayibbukele's tweet image. “We are birthing superintelligence. We are creating the mind of God, infinite, destined to solve every problem we’ve ever faced and usher in an age without death.”


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Something deeply evil about a society that creates a trillionaire before it solves homelessness or hunger

Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.

GlobeEyeNews's tweet image. Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.


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Oversized T-shirt pssy is better than lingerie pssy


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I’m glad newspapers are taking Trump’s relationship with Epstein seriously now that we’re six months into his second term as president

BREAKING: WSJ is working on new details about Trump’s relationship with Epstein, and Trump reportedly wants to stop it from being published. He reportedly called WSJ’s editor in chief to try and kill the story.



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Fantastic what

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX

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It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

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Dexerto's tweet image. Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite

It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

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Alice in Chains rocks so hard and my gf just can't fucking stand them. They're like anti-girlfriend music, every sound they make is utterly poisonous to the girlfriend mind. I told her Rooster was about a guy during Vietnam and the sigh she let out almost knocked me over


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Do we believe in the 2nd amendment or not? If masked men refuse to identify themselves start kidnapping your loved ones, do you not have a right to protect your family?

A protester was seen apparently firing some kind of weapon at federal agents during the immigration raid at a farm near Camarillo on Thursday. It’s unknown if anyone was injured in the chaos. abc7.la/3TAsUIl



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i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore


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What’s the worst tweet y’all have seen?



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“The big bang theory doesn’t make sense” Buddy nothing makes sense. What the hell is a black hole We don’t even know what’s at the bottom of the ocean You’re reading this message on a rectangle of melted sand with a chip inside that harnesses the power of lightning


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Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for trafficking underage girls to no one.

BREAKING: DOJ and FBI have concluded that there is no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a “client list” or was m-rdered, per memo.



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Elon creating an AI that he constantly has to override because it keeps turning Woke is the only funny thing he’s ever done.


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