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Status: alive. I'll let you know if that changes. she/her
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If you're pro-guns, you're not anti-abortion. You're just extending the waiting list until the foetus is school age.
In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 5% lower than men's.
"To stop the advance of the tank column, the decision was to blow up the Henichesk bridge. The engineer Skakun Vitaliy volunteered to perform this task. He mined the brdige but couldn't leave and blew it up together with himself." The unit successfully redeployed - Land Forces
Taking my daughter to get her first vaccine as a 12th birthday present. Pity we live too far away for it to be from @Tonygardner as getting stabbed by Lt Col Smith would make her day. She'll need to settle for just being safe instead.
That would be an awesome experience getting your booster - pity I've already got mine.
I am disproportionately annoyed that the winning item in the #Taskmaster challenge "best natty knitwear", is crocheted and not knitted at all #pedant
I am being mocked for announcing that I want to be @VictoriaCoren when I grow up. Apparently you're meant to stop planning things like that when you turn 40.
#hometasking ! The reason I got twitter. This time the challenge was to make a striking water feature, the girls got a bit carried away.
"Take a chill pill" hon, I wish I could. Being this angry and hyper and stressed is just exhausting.
Good to see @Tesco has responded to the sugar tax - pity its by hiking the price of the sugar free version above the full fat
#hometasking - it returns on Thursday! New task launched at noon (GMT) and you'll have until Monday at noon (GMT)... some other changes this time round too but mainly, it SHOULD be fun! See you then.
My auto correct just changed Boris to virus and honestly I feel my phone has the right of it
It's almost as if telling your supporters that a global pandemic is a hoax, wearing masks is a sin and postal voting is illegal, somehow reduces the number of your voters who turn up.
My dog appears to be scared of waterfowl, which got an old song stuck in my head. Luckily for me, @neilhimself had the same issue years ago and is famous enough that someone found it for him, so if you don't know March Of The Sinister Ducks go listen to it and confuse yourself
#hometasking I wish it was always this easy to get her out for school in the morning
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