Giving someone a gift card is another way of saying buy your own present. -_-
Having to suffer with the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges
Mom: What did you learn today at school? Me : Obviously not much. I have to go back again tomorrow
Dear people asking what is air? Buy a bag of crisps and then you'll know
How to get over being madly in love. Check the price tag of the shirt
I'll call It a 'smart phone' when I yell. "Where the heck is my phone?!" And it replies 'I'm here! Under your jacket! '
Hugs can be really awkward when you don't know where to put your arms
Person: You're so quiet, you never talk Me: Oh I talk just not to you
I hate it when I change my answer in a test and the original answer was right
Only in maths problems is it completely normal to go out and buy 90 watermelons?...
Honestly believing: "IF I LAY PERFECTLY STILL THEN... THEONSTERS IN MY HOUSE WON'T KILL ME"
I sometimes re-read our old conversations because they make me smile. :)
If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lave, then you've never had a childhood
"You should've came with us!" "Well... inviting me would have been nice"
United States Tendencias
- 1. Benfica N/A
- 2. Giannis N/A
- 3. Nicki N/A
- 4. Mourinho N/A
- 5. Apple cider vinegar N/A
- 6. #ChampionsLeague2026 N/A
- 7. Fulton County N/A
- 8. Arbeloa N/A
- 9. Bucks N/A
- 10. Rand Paul N/A
- 11. Rashford N/A
- 12. Joao Pedro N/A
- 13. Ms. Shirley N/A
- 14. Rubio N/A
- 15. Powell N/A
- 16. Bruce Springsteen N/A
- 17. Barca N/A
- 18. #OlandriaxRobertWun N/A
- 19. $TSLA N/A
- 20. $META N/A
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