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"Whatever you said! I dunno!" Koshka decided to do a backflip, landing on all fours. "Now let's do something fun already!"
"What's a Dar-ru-thingy? And can we play yet? I'm boooooored."
"But I never used a pay! You must be doing it wrong!" Poor, oblivious Koshka. Forever doomed to be confused by anything beyond simplicity.
"What's a pay? Can you eat it? Is it a game!?" Easily excited Koshka has entered hyper mode.
"Jobs? Blech! Jobs are boring! Unless it's playing. Playing isn't boring. But jobs usually aren't playing!"
"...You're weird." Insurmountable levels of irony detected.
Cue creeping Koshka. She lurks ever so stealthily behind the shark.
"I has one!" Let's face it... She's got that booty. And a tail. And claws. And... Yeah.
"Shaaaaarky man... Oh shaaaaaarky man!~" This is the call of the wild Koshka, who is searching for her usual fish buddy.
--from his grasp in the process, but she now sat on his chest, giggling. Just how strong was this girl..?
And an instant later, he was on his back, having been flipped clear over the female's head. Not only had her wrist slipped--
"Uuuuuugh." she groaned, jumping down in front of him. "You're so booooooring."
"Prove it, then! I wanna play anyway!~" She lightly bounced on his shoulders.
"Oh c'mon! You probably wouldn't catch me to begin with. You look like the big, tough, slow type. Like Phinn!"
"Awww. And here I thought you were kind of serious. That woulda been fun.~" Her definition of fun was a little... Unusual.
Yet she remained, clearly good at balancing. "You're the one who said he might be hunting me.~ Weirdo.~"
"I know, right?~" she replied, jumping up onto his shoulders and standing there for no apparent reason.
"I dunno. It's just something that you are.~" Obviously, Koshka didn't work with details much. It either was, or was not.
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