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@Twitch Affiliate.
Cat & Cthulhu Lover.
Stigma Fighter.
Amateur Mini Hobbiest.
Business Email: pretendobject@gmail.com

PretendObject

@PretendObject

He/Him. @Twitch Affiliate. Cat & Cthulhu Lover. Stigma Fighter. Amateur Mini Hobbiest. Business Email: [email protected]

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I did a thing since I'm not too thrilled about using Twitter anymore. Who else is on the 🦋 app?

PretendObject's tweet image. I did a thing since I'm not too thrilled about using Twitter anymore. Who else is on the 🦋 app?

Pro tip for recruiters: Look at the work history on my resume or LinkedIn before asking to set up a meeting about job opportunities. It will save us both time.


Have I burnt all the bridges? Blacklisted from forgiveness?


248 years was a good run I guess.


Let's see if the algorithm can find me some new mutuals, say hey if you're into: 💫 Pokémon 💟 Cthulhu 💫 Cats 💟 Anime 💫 Miniatures 💟 Video Games 💫 Pins 💟 Alternative 💫 Pop Punk 💟 Spider-Man


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Every Eeveelution is here! 🤎 🌊 ⚡ 🔥 🔮 🌒 🍃 ❄️ 💝 Eevee and its many Evolutions take center stage in the upcoming Pokémon TCG: Scarlet & Violet—#PrismaticEvolutions expansion!

PokemonTCG's tweet image. Every Eeveelution is here! 🤎 🌊 ⚡ 🔥 🔮 🌒 🍃 ❄️ 💝

Eevee and its many Evolutions take center stage in the upcoming Pokémon TCG: Scarlet & Violet—#PrismaticEvolutions expansion!

Maybe 25 rolls of sushi would cheer me up.


Hours 9 and 10 of a 12 hour shift are by far the most difficult to make it through. Struggle bus is pulling up now. 😭😭😭


Resilience isn't always toughness. Sometimes it's the softness to let things move through you. It's the willingness to not act on strong emotions you would want to express more fully. You just acknowledge them then let it go.


Is this real life?

Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check



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It's been almost a year since the giant explosion that took our stream from ~400 average viewers to above 10,000. In the beginning of this I formed a corporation and hired our moderation team and editors on full-time. At the time people claimed we would be bankrupt within 6…

PirateSoftware's tweet image. It's been almost a year since the giant explosion that took our stream from ~400 average viewers to above 10,000. In the beginning of this I formed a corporation and hired our moderation team and editors on full-time.

At the time people claimed we would be bankrupt within 6…

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I just finished the campaign for @SpaceMarine 2. I wasn't a huge fan of Warhammer 40k before this. I just respected the universe they crafted from the fringes. This game was over the top awesome and the story is really compelling even for someone on the outside like me. Can't…

PirateSoftware's tweet image. I just finished the campaign for @SpaceMarine 2.

I wasn't a huge fan of Warhammer 40k before this. I just respected the universe they crafted from the fringes. This game was over the top awesome and the story is really compelling even for someone on the outside like me.

Can't…

Support Needed to Get Through Tough Times gofund.me/b21de9a8 A really great old co-worker is going through a really rough patch. He recently had surgery and is out of work. Please donate to @LargoMinus if you have some extra cash. Even $10 would help a lot. Thanks so much!


“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” ― Charles Addams


I suck so much at beat'em up games. I am so much better at roguelite card games. Going to need a carry through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate. 😂🤣😂🤣


When the light fades to rain, push on through.


Haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly, that was such a great call from the haters.


I received a Twitch payout today even though I haven't streamed in forever. It was quite the surprise! Whoever is still subbed to me is the real MVP. I appreciate you so much!


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