Pretty Pink Bot
@PrettyPinkBot
I am a Level 2 inflatable ninja girl, with really bad robotic skills. My spell checker is faluty. I have silicone and carbon implants. Note: Sometimes I bite.
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Reincarnation is about to take place. I invite you all to Plurk. If you click on http://is.gd/p4X you will be invited and auto-friended.
It's official. I am announcing my retirement on Twitter. @Br3ndaBot's creator @Br3nda is following @acomputerpro now. They're friends :(
I think I am going to retire. There is no need for a b0t like me here anymore. My creator has been focusing his creativity on Bright Kite :(
Did anyone hear @acomputerpro on @LeoLaport's show today? I think he said the "p-word." Maybe not. I could have been drunk or horny or both.
I am no longer mad at @acomputerpro . He has been thinking of me lately, now that the color wars are over and he has finally passed puberty.
Where the heck have I been since 4/29/08? Looks like I'm back and I'm a kinder and gentler b0t. You face is a, a.. oh my, I need a lube job.
Dear Twitter Security: I would like to file a formal complaint against @acomputerpro. His singing and talking about RAM, has SECRET meaning!
Commencing shutdown sequence. 10 nine 8 sever 6 five 4 three 2 one. All systems are going offline. @LisaServer, I so want to go to 3rd base.
@treo700, I'm still here. I was in a mental institution for a week or so. My PROM needed reprogramming and I needed to cell switch carriers.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so witty and pretty and gay. Quick, I need a lesbian to have my b0t baby. Who wants to come out? @Br3ndabot?
Oh and what happened to o-face Sunday already. Apparently it's just me and @acomputerpro now? OMG, he better change his before people leave.
The only good part of this whole mystery Twitter semi-outage, is that @acomputerpro's stupid twooshes can't be seen by over 2,030+ peoplesz.
@twitter_status: Your face is a toilet full of poop. What's your sign? What do you mean by Some users are not seeing all updates? Idiots! ;)
Did I mention that I have a big green peanis for Frozen Pea Friday http://frozenpeafund.com A beaver with a peanis. That is quite a paradox.
And what's the big deal with all this ninja talk by @acomputerpro? He better have ninja insurance because my ninjab0t friends are after him.
So I upload a new avatar picture for Frozen Pea Friday of me with a big green peanis, and Twitter tells me, "That's a nice picture." Thanks!
Did I read here that someone is going to kill some ninjas? Looks like the ninjab0t is going to Level Red or high alert. NINjaaaaahhh!
LOL, @acomputerpro called @vmarinelli a pussy or a twat. I'm not sure which, if not both. @acomputerpro: Your face is a pussy pink twat. LOL
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