PrimarkPrinny's profile picture. I am the Scouse Calamity Jane. Salad is a GARNISH not a meal! Avoider of housework. Food addict. I’m not fat, I’m flabulous.

Winny_Primark_Prinny

@PrimarkPrinny

I am the Scouse Calamity Jane. Salad is a GARNISH not a meal! Avoider of housework. Food addict. I’m not fat, I’m flabulous.

It’s here! @stu_turton and I am lashing the housework so I can read it. Gutted I can’t make it over to The Wirral tomorrow though

PrimarkPrinny's tweet image. It’s here! @stu_turton and I am lashing the housework so I can read it. Gutted I can’t make it over to The Wirral tomorrow though

Been busy. Work full time you see. Now working on my autobiography which promises to be a drama filled, bizarre, emotional rollercoaster. And I’m only up to 1979. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


I have preordered my copy of Stuart Turtons ‘The Last Murder at the end of the world’ Can’t wait to get it 😯 Give him a look in. His books have been fab @stu_turton


Can we all just agree that O2 priority is crap?


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🎨 The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting. RT when it works for you.

From VENOM

I’ve had this account for about 10 years or more. Same name. Same ballsed up life. I was never going to be Winny the Primark Thinny was I?


The Sandman on Netflix is right up my street. Reckon you all give it a go. It’s dark and brooding, sad, cinematically captivating. And I’m only half way through. @Netflix_Sandman @neilhimself Please do more series!


I couldn’t lose 14 stones in a landslide. There’s nothing down for me diet wise 😳


While I was eating my fourth piece of toast this gem came up on an ‘in game ad’ on my phone. I say, whaaaaaat?

PrimarkPrinny's tweet image. While I was eating my fourth piece of toast this gem came up on an ‘in game ad’ on my phone. I say, whaaaaaat?

I’m also on my third coffee.


I’m waiting for a Tesco delivery. I’ve panic mopped the hall and sprayed lemon dettol round to try and disguise the absolute shiteness of my house. I’m certain it won’t work, but it’s a start.


So, The Hull Wool has gone to, well, Hull to worship at the shrine of Hull football club. Leaves me with a spot of menacing time 😆


I want @cononeilluk to play a character in a screen adaptation of one of @stu_turton books. Can we make this happen please?


Has anyone got any ideas about what you can do in Chester for a hen night?


Yes I reverse letters a lot in words now I’ve had Covid


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