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Primrose Silverl

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Paper cuts are so small yet so evil and powerfull.

An 'open relationship' is when both people are cheating on each other and want everyone else to know.


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In the restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, a lamp for 5 please."


What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings


Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?


For every day, I miss you. For every hour, I need you. For every minute, I feel you. For every second, I want you. Forever, I love you


"Work hard but make sure you enjoy life too." - Ted Smart


"Walking is man's best medicine." - Hippocrates


Can a spider eat the whole pizza?


I'd catch a gently thrown tennis ball for you.


A good woman will make you a sandwich. A great woman will suck your dick while you eat it.


Laying in bed remembering a conversation you had earlier; and imagining what you should have said.


"Within you there is a stillness and sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time and be yourself." ~ Herman Hesse


So fashion is cyclical, right? I guess what I�m asking is when will it be okay to start carrying a sword on my hip again?


how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food


I'd like to see a UPS man fall out of his door-less truck when he takes a corner too fast.


Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.


Is love real? I always think no but then I see really hot chicks with really ugly dudes who look poor


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