Broke up with my #gynecologist today. He got too big for his britches.
some people's #kids are total fucking dicks. I swear to god I hate you eric. little fucker.#babysittingsucks
#sidechicktweets I wouldn't even know him if I wasn't friends with his wife. She should have kept him hid. #dumbgirl
just got home. what a great time. i'm gonna go throw up and sleep til sunday. #partytime
Whatevs I saw your Dad naked. It's not like I blew him. ps-#hugedong
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I like #gaypeople, don't get me wrong. But I also like rainbows, and they took that away from me. So, I'm kinda upset.
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