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@PrincesssLemon
if we can't agree that my dog is the cutest dog in the world then we probably just won't get along
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Me: "I'm the hottest girl in this bar." Also me *is at the palace in Fairmount, Indiana*
schools be like racism:😴 nose piercings:🤬
Y’all literally have riot shields, helmets, and bullet proof vests. That is a fucking granny smith apple.
More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
Last month: new car. 🚘 Last week: new job title.👩🔬 Next week: new house. 🏡 Things are starting to turn around🥰
Oh my god Tricia SHAVED HER HEAD I'm screaming and its not even my hair
I thought you were going to a salon for this shit maaaaan. I woulda done it.
More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
Cole took his case to JURY TRIAL over LESS THAN A GRAM of pot and he beat that shit. I'm so proud. Time for a celebratory blunt mmhmmm.
My dad is the type of dad who calls me at 4:16 am to tell me to come get the cadillac because its supposed to snow today and he wants me to have 4WD. My dad is also the type of dad who calls me back at 4:17 am to tell me to bring him a hooter when I come over. God I love my fam
So apparently Cole used talk-to-text to make himself a reminder because I just found this on my phone from a couple months ago 😂 Not really sure what he was trying to say at the end tho
I just randomly woke up so heres a poem I wrote about that: Woke up at 5am Work at 7:30am Bong rips until then
My neighbor really called the cops on me because my dogs broke out of the fence, went on her porch and ate her catfood. 🙄 bitch, next time imma let them eat your whole damn cat.
So usually Cole calls me on my way home from work just to annoy the shit out of me🤣 but today he called because he was at the gas station and couldn't decide if he should get me chips or sweets for a snack. He's almost completely trained you guys. 😎
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