John Albers
@Prior2PrintCEO
I write for myself. I edit for everyone else. I hold high expectations of quality in what I read and write. Clients hate me for it. That's the job.
Has everyone Tweeted about how outraged they are at politicians/gun control/media/mental health? Done? Good. Here: goo.gl/70o3
Just been hired to work for altergamer.com. Finally, the chance to get paid for complaining about video games!
Waited 16 years for Mother 3 to be developed and translated into English. But it's here now. So why does the effing phone keep ringing!!??
Self-promotion, and its success, is the single-most reason narcissism is now a necessary trait for one's career and advancement.
Biggest internet fault: The greatest praise you read about someone was written by that very person. Case in point: captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2008/10/tatsuy…
Don't you hate it when you compliment a friend on a mustache and suddenly she's not talking to you anymore?
I noticed people like to post pics of their lunch here. Do starving people in Africa just post photos of dirt so they don't feel left out?
Plus, how many wizards out there would only know Conjure Pills? That's really the only spell you need to know.
The Harry Potter world never made sense to me. "Are we gonna cure cancer?" "Nah, dude. Magic candy."
Nothing going on, but still feeling sufficiently self important to need to crow about it.
I'd probably tweet more if it weren't for crushing self-awareness telling me none of us have ever done anything worth crowing about.
Perfect new author's intro: "Here's my first book. Hope you like it. I'm working on the second. Check back soon." Too honest though.
The disingenuous nature of the marketing becomes frustrating.
Thing is, they always boast about their sales, past experience, having won this and that award, but it's just the one book out so far.
Noticed alot of new epublished writers have real grandiose websites. Good for advertising, I suppose.
Inside @baratunde's bk mkting. "What we learned...is that ppl do not buy bks. They like to talk abt bks." radar.oreilly.com/2012/05/baratu… h/t @zseward
No one on their deathbed wishes they spent more time at work, but most of them wish they could've afforded the company's healthcare plan.
If a doctor prescribes a treatment and it works, he's a great doctor. If it doesn't, you're being a difficult patient.
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