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It's nice to think your 12yo daughter misses you when calls from her class trip in NYC. Never mind she's at a Soho boutique & needs yr cc#.
Pro Dad Tip: Face it you're a taxi driver. This w/end: Play, Soccer, Soccer, Baseball, Bat Mitzvah, Bday Party, Mass, Lacrosse, Volleyball.
Pro Dad Tip: The day your boy, out of nowhere, starts reciting lines from The Black Knight scene - that will be a very good day.
Before reading The Two Towers aloud to your 9yo, practice your Peter Lorre voice, makes an excellent Grima Wormtongue
How to tell if you're raising a douchebag. http://bit.ly/7v3YQ1
Dropping off your 11 y/o daughter's forgotten homework at school midday earns you a big smile and a hug. That's a good deal.
"When you saw Star Wars in high-school, was that the 1960s? 1950s? 1940s? Gimme a hint, was it the before the 19s?" Thanks kid.
Noted at Star Wars in Concert last night: If you're taller than Boba Fett you're probably too old to be posing for a picture w/ him.
@prodadtips When you run out of lyrics, make 'em up. http://the.weisz.es/710/diy-lullaby
File under Things You Didn't Know You'd Need to Know: Fire-belly toads only eat tiny live crickets.
One of these Thanksgivings very soon the dividing line between the adults and kids' table is going to get blurred. Gulp.
School pictures reveal the people your kids are in a way that your own snapshots never do.
Local Pro Dad Tip: The 50' = 1" Chicago Model City rocks. http://www.architecture.org/
Pro Dad Tip: Read this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2007/jul/28/weekend.jonronson via @gruber
There's really no need to buy and paint a school bus, even if all three of your kids have guitar lessons on the same day.
Kids are born with an innate radar for injustice and a natural feel for fairness and equality. Don't worry, they'll get over it.
Do not set a bad precedent by renegotiating allowance based on the fact that *some* of the leaves have been raked.
Always use the proper term for tucking a napkin into a collar, "Gomer that napkin Spencer or you'll get Marinara on your Cantina Band tee."
4th Commandment of Dinner: If thou shall set the table, thou's sibling shall labor to clear it. This includes loading the dishwasher btw.
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