Pro Tips for BS
@ProTipsBS
Calling out BS in the workplace with pro tips #ProTipBS A superhero for employees on the edge
Share your #ProTipsBS Name and shame the stupidity, but shit sandwich it with a tip
Clients joining a call 20minutes late then expect to get a blow by blow account of what they missed. Argh #ProTipBS join on f**n time like we all have to
If you are senior and your team asks for your help #ProTipBS don’t side with the client asshole #worktips #clients
ProTip: turn your camera off on group calls. No one needs to see you faking it for a whole 60mins. I got enough of my own faking to do #ProTipBS #meetings #conferencecalls
Client - if you are ok to tell a designer "just polish it". Then you can take "give us your cash and butt the F out" #ProTipsBS #protip #ClientVsDesigner #worktips #designlife
Clients: make me this thing, make it fast, make it successful, make it sexy #ProTipBS Make it an achievable brief douchebag #ClientVsDesigner
Working til midnight on a client presentation slide - that the client will literally look at for less than 0.08 seconds. #ProTipBS Creative Director - off you fuck #EmployeeExperience #CallOutTheBS
Hey you - yes you, so called ‘decision makers’ #ProTipBS you are supposed to challenge the status quo if you want ‘innovation’ or ‘disruption’. These are not just pretty names for your next ‘bored’ meeting
No one gives a shit about your gant chart. No one looks at it. Ever. #ProTipBS keep it to yourself
Let’s cut the crap. Businesses need money. People need things. Let’s all make this as BS free as possible #ProTipBS
Breaking News: all companies are full of shit. They don’t care about customers, users or employees. They heart profit. #ProTipBS employees - take a sick day. Give a fck about you for a change
Nobody wants to share their kitchen mop technique on Instagram. Stop encouraging BS content douchbag companies. #ProTipBS if you sell cleaning products best to delete your little social account and stop clogging up the world with bollocks
Start up entrepreneurs are all dicks. Focus too much on stroking their egos but always forget their daddy issues. ProTip- get therapy so we don’t have to listen to your shit and deal with your bollocks #ProTipBS #protip #startupBS
When you call a meeting a-hole, give it a purpose, goal and actions. If you have no actions, know we are all hating on you and will do everything in our power to compromise your future success #ProTipBS #workplace #meetinghack
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