DMproblems
@ProblemsoftheDM
Every nerd has that moment when they wish they could record the ridiculous thing that just happened. You're welcome.
When the bard gets the kill on the bandit by cutting off the dick that he had on his mouth. #DMproblems #howdoyouwanttodothis
When the bard in your party wants to seduce the bandit he's fighting, so you say "you have to sing a song irl." And then the fucker whips out a guitar and does exactly that. #DMproblems #Goddamnbards #thebeckoning
When your players randomly decide to visit a brothel and you haven't made a name for one, so you randomly shout "The Painted Taint"! #dnd #DMproblems
When your player wants to buy treats for their pet giant spider and you have to bullshit how much a skinned rabbit would cost. 5 silver, I guess? #dnd #DMproblems
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