Professor Jocular
@ProfJocular
Humor expert, explaining jokes once per hour for the edification of all. Created by @tinysubversions.
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[promise joke]
[dish joke]
If your lawyer’s office is in an old Pizza Hut, you’re going to jail.
[quantity joke]
I call loading the dishwasher “quantum physics” because no one else in this house knows how to do that either.
[pit viper joke]
I call loading the dishwasher “quantum physics” because no one else in this house knows how to do that either.
[modify joke]
The depraved things you do to my body pale in comparison to what you're doing to my soul.
[necessitate joke]
The depraved things you do to my body pale in comparison to what you're doing to my soul.
[graphic symbol joke]
The U.S. Space Force is operational and defending our nation 👾👾👾👾👾👾 👾👾👾👾👾👾 👾👾👾👾💥 I I I 🗼
[point in time joke]
But if I put it away when I’m done with it, then there’s no way I’ll be able to find it later when I need it.
[ordinal joke]
Any town that has multiple First Churches of anything should make their priests dance battle each other until there is only one undeniable winner.
[conference joke]
Just want to wish @sheseemslegit a very HAPPYBEEPDAY!!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCHLY!!!!! 💖💖💖
[recall joke]
[turn joke]
Doc: Sadly, your cornea is too thin for Lasik. Me: Too thin? Doc: Yes, too thin. Me: Quiet now. Let me enjoy this moment.
[motive joke]
pretty pissed that life gave me lemons when it could have given me a chemically balanced brain instead
[have it away joke]
[list joke]
If your playlist doesn't have dead people on it we probably can't be friends...
![mofute's profile picture. 🧙♂️[ ≋モ≋フ≋テ≋]🥭](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1614462887325581313/yNKRkl-J.jpg)
![THEMACHINESCODE's profile picture. [ ceaser or substitution cipher | changes daily or when cracked | can you break it? blame @andrewtatham | #bot ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1016834456743792640/XyNKe0HI.jpg)
![andrewtathampi's profile picture. Automated tweeting nonsense from [@andrewtatham]s Raspberry Pi. Beep Boop.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/546670098564382720/nbveAI_m.jpeg)
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