William Knighten.™
@ProfKnighten
Prof. William Knighten. | Ex-Ravenclaw. | Arithmancy Professor. | 'My life has unfolded just as it was predicted too. Now I shall guide others along their way.'
-- the rest of society that no would could ever find us unless they tried really hard. (@SpencerMcKenna)
[Professor Knigten sits in the middle of fucking nowhere with @SpencerMcKenna and summons a table.] This should be far enough away--
I'll make my student during her detention smell it as I'm saving it in a jar.
If I was Headmaster I'd just go around saying shit and being all pimp like Obama does.
I date woman fifteen years younger than me, and it's still consensual.
As a professor I say some pretty boardline stuff that may eventually classify me as a child molester, but damn girl you look like a whoreo.
And those are all my tips for you today, children.
Number five, if a person doesn't pay you back in a week, you have the right to either sex them for a down payment on the loan or crush--
Number four, every man named William Knighten who is a professor at Hogwarts should have a threesome with the McKenna sisters. They hawt.
Number three, no is the new way of saying yes.
Number two, if its considered illegal, ask to share it with your classmates before you use it. Remember, sharing is caring.
Number one, do not have sex.... You will get Chlamydia and die... Unless you wear a condom.
I feel like teaching the young people some interesting facts about what to do in life.
| I've learned in the past 5 minutes that every country song writer over the age of 20 is hot.
United States Trends
- 1. #OPLive N/A
- 2. #DragRace N/A
- 3. #SmackDown N/A
- 4. Jaylon Tyson N/A
- 5. Darryn Peterson N/A
- 6. Cavs N/A
- 7. #JustinStrong N/A
- 8. #OPNation N/A
- 9. Sixers N/A
- 10. Embiid N/A
- 11. The Rip N/A
- 12. SAROCHA AT TIANJIN EVENT N/A
- 13. Maxey N/A
- 14. McBride N/A
- 15. Duke N/A
- 16. Chelsea Gray N/A
- 17. Mandy N/A
- 18. Trick Williams N/A
- 19. Michael Cohen N/A
- 20. DePaul N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.