Professor Umbridge
@ProfUmb
Welcome. I, Dolores Umbridge, am the curator of this page. While not spending time, ah, tweeting, I collect kitten-related merchandise and care for all.
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Hem hem. @TheFeltonPotter needs just a few more followers. Go.
Watching #SNL. Lies, lies, all of it! (Except for Hagrid and Luna, of course)
#NoYouDidnt see me and the Minister in a compromising position. We were discussing... Wands.
My muggle slave, @acornlaugh, could use some love. Not that she deserves it. Young people these days... #GetOffMyLawn
I bought a new kitten today. I was going to name him Death-to-Mudbloods, but I thought that'd be too straightforward; He's Sweetums instead.
How high is Dumbledore, the incompetent fool, when giving those blasted speeches? Has he been riding any, ah, *brooms* lately?
I apologize for the lack of tweets. Fudgey-Poo has had me very, hm, busy lately, if you know what I mean.
HappyBDaySeverusSnape. You were always an... Interesting man.
Your name is delicious, you look vaguely like a cat, and you put the prow in prower. #ReasonsILoveYou
My Personal Assistant, @acornlaugh, is bitching about sleep deprivation. I suppose I should go to bed now as well. Fudgey is waiting.
I'm sad to admit that the first thing I did in the New Year was watch #JerseyShore with Binns, Fudge, and a couple of kittens.
Binns sure does know how to talk dirty... Too bad that's all he can do.
My love of muggle gossip disgusts even myself. But you must admit, those teeny-boppers are adorbs. I'm sure they are quite honest.
#ThingsMyChildhoodConsistedOf Watching cats mate - Good practice for later in life. MEOWW
#TellALieToUmbridge ? What is this rubbish? I swear, my Fudgey-Wudgey and the dementors are after all of you...
I didn't, ahem, sing. Hmm, must've been imagining things, sweets...? I have no wish to be involved in the recitation of such horrid songs.
#Resist the urge to tell lies, spread lies, or believe lies. Honesty is the best policy, and policies are the finest of phrases.
Family Guy? Translation: Blood Traitor. Or Pureblood Extremist, depending.
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![DScamander's profile picture. Siblings- @ScamanderBoy and @TheHotScamander . Parents- @LLovegood12345 and @IRolfScamander [Multi RP, any age, but usually 2-10]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2393087816/image.jpg)
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