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A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete #ProgrammingJokes
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life #ProgrammingJokes
I know what a router is, and I know what a bit is, but I don’t know what’s a router bit #ProgrammerJokes
When searching a paper book, I get frustrated that I can't simply press Ctrl+F to find the text I’m looking for #ProgrammingJokes
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t #ProgrammerJokes
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight #ProgrammerJokes
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