Rei Akai
@ProjectZeroRed
I am the definition of normal that is everything but. Slowly falling through purgatory for everyone else's sins. [#OC]
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A small sigh. "One, we don't sell fish sandwiches. Two, even if we did, that's not how you go about asking. Three, no." @TokinReimada
"Dear lord in Heaven, why have you forsaken me with this talking cat..."
The snowfall picked up, but Rei had finally made to the cafe. "Warmth! Holy mother of mercy, thank you for heat!"
"First thing I'm doing is making me a pitcher of hot milk chocolate..." The thought of having such warmth fill his body pushed him faster.
"Forgot to buy new gloves because the sixty degree weather was fooling me...Dammit! Was the cafe always this far?!"
As he huffed into his hands for a false sense of warmth, his irritation only grew as he traversed the snowy roads.
"Someone must have wish for snow this Christmas because this crap wasn't here yesterday," the irritated Rei spoke to himself.
"Who the hell needs a double shot, peppermint chocolate hazelnut latte at this time of night?!" Then someone ordered just that. "......."
"I don't get it. Why is a small time cafe even open this time of night?"
His manager looked over at him with an eyebrow and told him that this wasn't some of his Super Sentai tv shows.
Rei put his apron on and tugged the tie tight. So dynamic, he flips his apron as he turns and puts on his cap. "Secondu shifto...STARTO"
"Can't we get beyond the tenga egg things..." He stared at all the patrons of the cafe in a glare.
"...The ladies in the cafe are talking about those tenga things...."
"I'm actually calling for my mother...help...I need help..."
"No one mentioned anything about egg masturbation...Why...I can't...how do you...Mother..."
"WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR ***** IN THE EGG?! EGGS ARE FOR EATING! EGGS ARE FOR E-E-EATIIIINNNNGG...." The cries of a 19 year old @ChainedApex
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