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The family know I'm a big fan, so did the best they could to make sure @jamesmartinchef was there to wish me happy birthday 👌
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Why do people refer to tattoos as 'ink'? It's a tattoo. A. Fucking. Tattoo. You just sound like you're going to buy a byro. Bell.
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If anyone ever asks you to watch 'funny games' do yourself a favour and stab them. And yourself. Fucking awful. Incredibly awful. Fuck.
Seeing people moaning to @thedarkness about being unfollowed. Least you were there for a while. The old admin twat never followed me :'(
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