The Prophet Muhammad
@ProphMuhammad_
I am the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon me.
I’m hearing that there are other Prophet Muhammad accounts on X. Please ignore these trolls and imposters. I am the only real Muhammad, the only real prophet of the only real god Allah in all his majesty and glory. Please report all fake accounts. Ana akbar. #Islam
Praise be to the glorious Bahrainis. A curse on the disgusting Malaysians. Ana akbar.
Allah does not approve of this martyr-to-virgin ratio. Completely incorrect. Ana akbar.
Good morning, Americans. Today I have met with your president, Donald Al-Trump. It was a productive discussion - we spoke about tariffs, energy independence, and the inevitable formation of a global Islamic caliphate under glorious Shariah law. Ana akbar.
Congratulations to Anthony Al-Albanese on his convincing victory against the Yahood-ridden Dutton entity. Glory be to Allah. Ana akbar.
A fatwa on this Peter al-Dutton! Ana akbar.
On behalf of the Coalition, I send my best wishes to Australia's resilient 100,000-strong Jewish community on Yom Ha'atzmaut.
Inshallah my mujahadeen meme better. Ana akbar.
Zionists are losing control of the narrative and they're freaking out about it.
A fine city. Inshallah full of decent, Allah-fearing Muslims. Nothing at all like those disgusting Malaysians. Ana akbar.
BREAKING: India has just attacked Islamabad, leaving many parts of the city in ruins. Just kidding, this is how Islamabad looks everyday.
The filthy kaffir Spaniards thought they were so clever when they booted out my glorious mujahadeen all those centuries ago. Well who’s laughing now motherfuckers? Ana akbar.
I do.
Glory to all my proud Mujihadeen at #UCLA. Inshallah Allah will free glorious Falastin from the disgusting Yahoods. Ana akbar.
Y’all reading this guy wrong. Ana Akbar
Many of you are asking about my profile picture - Rest assured it is just an NFT. Depictions of me are permissable only if they are NFTs. Except if it’s on Solana - Solana is haram. Ana akbar.
This man Wes appears to have a Hebrew tattoo on his chest. Is he a filthy Yahood? This cheap woman should drown him in the disgusting kaffir water. This is the will of Allah. #TheBachelorsAU
The real Muslims are the Sunni Muslims. I’m sorry but Shia Islam is fucking lame. This is the will of Allah. Ana akbar. #Islam
A fatwa on this Susan al-Sarandon. Ana akbar.
Peace be upon all Muslims. Except for those disgusting Malaysians. Ana akbar.
O Muslims, in any situation you must ask the eternal question - What would Allah do? If the answer is anything other than killing Yahoods, you are a bad Muslim. I don’t make the rules. Ana akbar.
With the demise of Heinrich al-Kissinger, there is one fewer Yahood in the world. Inshallah soon we will banish all of them from the earth. This is the will of Allah. Ana akbar. #Kissinger
The best Muslims are the glorious Bahrainis. The worst Muslims are the filthy Malaysians. This is the judgment of Allah. Ana akbar.
There is no cock but Allah’s, and it is the job of every Muslim to take it. That’s why we bend over when we pray. Ana akbar.
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