The Prophet LOKI
@ProphetLoki
Lokitty Bangarang. Secular Missionary. The Trickster Tiger. world's first consulting Trickster. juxtapossesive; I collect anomalies.
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"I've heard of denial, but I don't think it exists"
My toddler just asked for a fork... To eat chicken nuggets! I have so many feelings about this. Mostly pride & confusion.
🤯🤯🤯 It's been @AvaRaineWWE all along!!! #WWENXT #Schism @JoeGacy @RipFowlerWWE @Jagger_WWE
ADHD + Parenting = wondering why paw patrol is still on 20 minutes into toddler napping.
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Interesting coincidence... while Santa Carla (Lost Boys) & Sunnydale (BtVS) aren't real places. There are two rows in CA that are right next to each other named Santa Clara, and Sunnyvale. Please note that if I should vanish after this tweet, then the undead are likely real!
When I say I wanna sleep in, I don't mean a lil bit. I wanna sleep like a jobless teenager in August. Waking up at noon and continuing my game from last night. Dangit, I don't even have a console atm!
Why did no one tell me that part of parenting would be having to repeatedly decline toddler boogers?
Anyone else think Ciampa is an odd pairing with the Miz? #SummerSlam #WWE
Shirai & Kai definitely made up gor a Medicare match. #SummerSlam. Thank you #HHH
If the CERN/Stargate conspiracy theory turns out to be true. I'm sneaking in and going home to my timeline.
How are ALL hospital room window views always of the roof? Even on the first and top floors?
The #BadGuy Scott Hall is why "Hey Yo" is part of my vocabulary. My heart goes out to his family, the #Kliq and everyone else that worked with him.
"Cancel culture" isn't real. Its a false flag meant to smear Gen z. #CancelCulture
Attacking entire generational cohorts! Gen X were slackers, Gen Y killed businesses, Gen Z's "cancel culture" #StuffWeShouldCancel
i hate to give this dumbass shit attention but if “super straight” is a part of the lgbtqia+ community, i get to call y’all queer😜
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