ProtectiveDork's profile picture. ❝𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘆, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗲.❞ — 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹, 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀.

𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚

@ProtectiveDork

❝𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘆, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗲.❞ — 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹, 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀.

Ashley, please let me in the lodge. This isn’t a joke. There’s wendigo’s out here


/ I hate this shift at work and I want to die.


He’s dressed as the Easter Bunny... Waiting to jump out and scare any unsuspecting friend.. Looks like @PrurientProgeny is going to be his first victim.


/ I (kind of*) want an Ashley to ship with, but I know it won’t happen because I never get what I want 💀


His stomach hurts. Too much candy consumption


Ooh, candy! Wonders who the basket is from... Not that he’s complaining.

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..... I hate to break it to you, man. But it’s 2021.

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Uh, dude.. How old are you, exactly?

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Eh? GameCube? Maybe when I was ten.. It was kind of fun though. From what I remember. ..

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Xbox... Ps5...? Nah, it’s all about that KFC Gaming.


What’s the point of a Class President if he can’t even do that?! I think his powers end at the school property border. Though, maybe we can convince him he does have power over the mall?

Ha! Mike doesn't have the power to keep our coach off my back. Though I'd like to see him try. If he's actually all-powerful, I'll give him a medal. Or are you saying Mike should command the mall to let me out early? Hey, Em and I were having fun! (=



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